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Post by KKR kwik-kiwi on 12/11/2010, 6:39 pm

kwik-kiwi's Tequila Christmas Cake.

1 cup sugar

1 tsp baking powder

1 cup water

1 tsp. salt

1 cup brown sugar

Lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle tequila

2 cups dried fruit



Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK.

Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.



Cherry Mistmas santa
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Post by Guest on 12/14/2010, 1:49 pm

Haha. My god that was worth a good laugh. lol!

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Post by KKR kwik-kiwi on 2/3/2011, 8:55 pm

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Post by dano on 2/13/2011, 9:52 pm

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10705582

this is funny


Also I thought I'd found Racer69 in the papers when I read this head line. But no it turns out it's Kenny Smith turning 69.
He races in the TRS series.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/motoring/news/article.cfm?c_id=9&objectid=10705930

I remember when he was a legend for racing in his 50s. He has been a big help for many young kiwi racers. Including Scott Dixon.


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Post by TTR Benny on 2/14/2011, 7:07 am

Luckly they don't know about teamspeak they would probably tag on the all phone related accidents to users as well
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Post by dano on 3/29/2011, 8:14 am

After dealing with a prolific spambot last night I took some time this morning to go through some of our old sites to see if they had discussion threads accessable to anyone so I could shut them down.

I found a couple of well known people have been adding to discussion on one of the sites.
Laughing





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Post by KKR kwik-kiwi on 9/10/2011, 3:34 pm

Came across this... thought it was funny and really well done


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Post by dano on 10/6/2011, 11:49 am



Anyone want to do a new skin?

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Post by KKR kwik-kiwi on 10/20/2011, 7:00 pm


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Post by David Paterson on 10/20/2011, 8:30 pm

Hilarious! That's gold!
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Post by moo on 10/20/2011, 9:05 pm

lol! I couldn't even stop laughing at that!



Very good kiwi lol!

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Post by TTR kris on 12/3/2011, 8:17 am

lol, hes good A, i remember my old man his casset about 25 years ago

Wally26 wrote:Hi guys,

You all know these nights(those of you with partner's/wives.

It's the night when your out a little later than you said and you get into trouble for it big time when you eventually get home.

Well here's a Wally tip by Wes Harison on how to get away with it..........
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Post by KKR kwik-kiwi on 3/31/2012, 5:43 pm

Found this and couldn't help myself... had to share.... Kiwis 1 Aussies 0


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Post by TTR kris on 3/31/2012, 6:46 pm

oh NO, LOL
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Post by Webber on 3/31/2012, 8:18 pm

ahahaha I'm tiny eh, I'll die in jail. Masterfully done
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Post by Shazam on 4/1/2012, 7:23 am

Wally26 wrote:Hi guys,

You all know these nights(those of you with partner's/wives.

It's the night when your out a little later than you said and you get into trouble for it big time when you eventually get home.

Well here's a Wally tip by Wes Harison on how to get away with it..........


REALLY. REALLY. REALLY!!!!!!!!

Sharyn (The partner/wife)
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